Moves like Swagger: Pokeparody![Verse 1]You ice beam your foe, but it won't dieBecause it endured, it can still fightWhen you make it faint, the next RetaliatesThis isn't okayYou use Double Team, this won't help meI can't hit you WHY?! 'Cause you used FlyMy move was Fissure, But Protect was yoursAnd I have a burnThis is so unfair[Chorus]My poor Pokemon are asleep nowYou raise their attack but confuse themAll the moves like SwaggerI hate the moves like SwaggerI hate the moves like SwaggerI have legendaries to beat youBut they stand no chance if they're ConfusedAll the moves like SwaggerI hate the moves like SwaggerI hate the moves like Swagger[Verse 2]I hate it when, you make me flinchYou Critical Hit, but, my attack missedWas gonna Earthquake, but you switched to MoltresThat move was a wasteYou have 1 health left, but you Countered So I got KO'ed, then got frozenI use Antidotes, but the stupid game told,Houndoor used Embar...go-o-oSo I clench my fist[Chorus][Bridge
FallLeaves, blowing in the windI find myself at the top of the world. Above the dark, foggy forest from whence I came. Looking back, I shudder as memories of that wretched place come back in a rush.The first signs of winter, chills starting to appear.I turn my head away from the dismal forest, staring into the velvet sky. The sky seems too unreal, too vivid for the real world.Stars twinkling, on a magic dark carpet.I imagine myself, flying in that sky. Cold biting my skin, but the wind otherwise giving me a sense of freedom, exhilarating freedom. I dream of flying, as I did when I was still a small child.Leaving behind the past, but still facing September.But enough of the past. I glance down, down into the deep abyss of black a few inches beneath my feet. The abyss swirls and glows with an eerie, terrifying dark light, infused with magic symbols.Leaving the realities of the world to daydreams.